New cruises for 2020!


Following the world cruise on Regent Seven Seas Mariner, I have been asked to do the following their brand new ship ‘ Splendor’.

That will make about 200 sea days in 2020!!

Equatorial rain

It’s 6.45 am, and we are about to cross the equator. This means the usual mayhem of a ‘Crossing the Line’ ceremony! This will be the third time on this voyage for me and the Cruise Director has asked for something different! ‘Crossing to the other side’ (and it was originally planned for yesterday (May the Fourth), meant we could do something really different and Neptune will be challenged by ‘Daft Wader’, with his Storm Troopers….probably ending up in a soaking in the pool. But it is pouring down with rain as it can in these latitudes, the decks are awash and very unpleasant. Of course it can all clear as quickly as it came….we shall see later today.
We left Rio in a blaze of orange sunset, and cruised past Sugar Loaf and out towards Recife to the north. Food was of secondary importance following an amazing meal at a pirate den called ‘Marius’ at Copacabana, courtesy of the Head of Corporate Entertainment as a thank you for the efforts put in to this cruise so far. And it has been busy. Today marks the 43rd presentation I will have given since boarding in Sydney about 79 days ago, and the show I’m doing on the 7th will be the 12th! Of course we managed also to do the two drama productions, ‘Opening Moves – the start of the American Civil War’, and ‘Fallen Star – the last days of Napoleon’. We are in rehearsal for a panto that I have written – Sindy Rella – with the production cast, and we still have Liars Club and another two solo shows to perform….an ‘Ain’t Patricks Night’, and a farewell show of comedy songs….in addition to cameo appearances in two other shows before we reach Los Angeles. An auction was held yesterday to raise funds for the crew welfare fund….and they raised an amazing $28,000……Clive the cocktail pianist and myself were sold for $400 for a dinner with 6 guests. Funny really as I dine most nights with guests and they don’t have to pay a thing – it’s probably Clive they wanted!
And so on towards Devil’s Island, where the tender ride ashore might be in doubt due to the weather, so I’ve prepared a reserve presentation ‘May7th – a date in history’…..
And then the Caribbean and the Panama Canal. 20 days to go.

Halfway? March 31st

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. And Easter Sunday. We are at sea twixt the island of La Reunion and Richards Bay in South Africa. So, over to our starboard side lies Madagascar and to port….not much before you get to Australia!

We completed the SAGA cruise to West Africa with bumpy seas and the nora virus on board. A fairly routine cruise turned into 8 lectures and 3 shows covering for missing personnel and gaps in the programme. The cabin was well forward with no window, and whilst the company and food were good, the overall experience left a bit to be desired. We did spend a great day with our friend Dodou and his family in The Gambia, and enjoyed our usual dose of bread, cheese and wine in Lisbon. It was good to shore time with our friend Rose from Plymouth, and even if SAGA ask me to join them again they will need to be quick as I’m pretty much booked for the next two years. We had a quick turn around in the UK before flying to Perth for a few days with Sonya and Jim. I flew on to Sydney to join the RSSC Navigator, with Julie remaining for a few more days in Perth. Straight into the business of lectures and shows on this ‘world cruise’, back with our friends Jamie and Dana managing my life. Via Geelong, Adelaide, Esperance, Port Lincoln and eventually to Fremantle to meet with the family. I had met Jim in Geelong where he was doing a half iron man – finishing second in his age group. Well done Jim!

And so on up the west coast of Aus towards Bali, via a stop to view the Komodo dragons (we didn’t!)

But the ship did run aground trying to leave Bali which delayed us around 36 hours…but we made it to Brunei and Malaysia and eventually to Singapore with another Neptune duty under my belt!

From Singapore to Phuket, Thailand and Port Klang….and Colombo Sri Lanka before turning south to the Maldives (snorkelling) and the Seychelles with a great deck BBQ. Mauritius and La Reunion followed and we head now for South Africa, and the halfway point of my 100 days. 25 lectures done and 8 shows….It’s still fun, it’s still warm….and the wine is still free!

Updated – cruises to avoid!!

Currently experiencing a very interesting 21 day cruise to West Africa on the Saga Pearl II. A storm in the Bay of Biscay meant a three night (2 day) stay in the small town of Aviles in Asturias Spain. But today, 12th Jan, we are continuing our trip towards The Gambia and Senegal…..Here are the latest bookings for the next two and half years. we are hopeful the the autumn/fall of 2020 will include some time on the newest Regent ship, the Splendor, somewhere in and around Europe.

2018 Cruises
15th Feb           Sydney to Fremantle              RSSC Navigator (part World Cruise)
25th Feb           Fremantle to Singapore                     “
13th March      Singapore to Cape Town                   ”
7th April           Cape Town to Rio                              “
30th April         Rio to Los Angeles(25th May)          “
14th August     Copenhagen to Stockholm                 RSSC Explorer
24th August     Stockholm to Copenhagen
3rd Sept           Copenhagen to Southampton (leaving in Amsterdam 12th Sept)
14th Sept         Malaga to Civitavecchia (24th) Oceania Riviera
17th Oct           Piraeus to Civitavecchia                    RSSC Voyager
29th Oct           Civit to Monte Carlo
5th Nov            M.Carlo to Barcelona
12th Nov          Barcelona to Miami  (26th Nov)
4th Jan             LA. To New York (15th May)            RSSC Navigator World Cruise 18th June       ‘Arctic Quest’ Southampton to New York  (Sept 3rd)  RSSC Navigator                                                                                                                                             8th Sept         TCS ‘Hidden Mediterranean’ By private plane! (Sept 27th)
24th Jan           San Francisco to San Francisco (June 4th)       RSSC Mariner World Cruise


Anyone recently trying to access this website would have received a message that even I didn’t understand! It seems that someone, somewhere in the depths of etherland changed the configuration of the website….leaving us without one!

So thanks to my friend, excellent musician, ex-Bee Gees keyboard genius, current keyboard genius with the Italian Bee Gees and future cruising co-entertainer  Blue Weaver all has been reinstated with a new look which I think is easier to follow.

So I’m back in business…..with more news of some of the information above to follow…especially about my partnership with Blue in 2018……

Sorry for any issues arising!